Be in high school and be waiting for it. Tell your friends, tell your diary, and...– Ryan O’Connell, How To Fall In Love With A Boy For The First Time (via barbieandken)
mymanistimmcgraw asked: TBR2 is out now on itunes. i just downloaded it. i love every song. she never disappoints her fans. enjoy
Where the hell is my Basement Recordings II? I’ve been waiting all day.
allthethingsshewrote asked: I became a Gator by turning down NYU as well. :/ I wish it wasn't so expensive to go there (NYU)
Also, I don’t have any motivation to do anything. 3 more weeks.
Just turned down my NYU admission. My heart is breaking, I want to go there so bad. Welp, I guess I’m officially a Florida Gator. If only I could get a little more excited.
If I don't call Dowdell an idiot by the end of...
plainboringlife: Just kidding I have a pretty good sense of self control But I really can’t take another conservative lecture, which he claims is just “pointing out all sides of the argument” Really because you use “Communists” and “Liberals” interchangeably You’re molding young minds into Capitalist money grubbers Stop it I’ve been dealing with his shit all year. I can’t take...
lillyenn: i want alexz johnson’s face so bad omg
Who Needs Feminism?: I need feminism because the... →
whoneedsfeminism: “Why should women be paid equal to men? Men have been in the working world a lot longer and deserve to be paid at a higher rate. Heck, I’m a working mom and I’m not paid a dime. I depend on my husband to provide for me and my family, as should most women… and if a woman does work, she should be…
I need feminism
whoneedsfeminism: because 70% of insurance companies cover Viagra, but less than half cover birth control. Erections get insurance, but not the pill?
mynamekyle: Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do. OMG. lol.
I think of you in colors that don't exist
Good thing I didn’t just take that advil pm I almost mistook for regular advil…
plainboringlife: Sometimes I look at people and I just want to say to them, “And how does it feel to know you peaked in high school?” But then I think about what a douchebag I am and everything goes back to normal
Stop it, NYU. Just stop sending me stuff. All about housing and all the fun I will have. Time of my life. Blah blah blah. You’re making me want to go there even more than I already do. And I can’t. Because you’re too expensive. So stop. I’m trying to come to terms with it.
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javeliner: delladilly: slattern: i’m not prepared for adulthood what are taxes and how do you “do” them what is balancing a checkbook like do you just walk around with a checkbook on your head like in a posh finishing school to improve posture what if you just decided not to…
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.