May 2013
“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...”
– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
A village in India plants 111 trees every time a... →
kalisherni:
deafmuslimpunx:
While in some parts of India, many expectant parents still say they’d prefer bearing sons, members of the Piplantri village, in the western state of Rajasthan, are breaking this trend by celebrating the birth of each baby girl in way that benefits everyone. For every female child that’s born, the community gathers to plant 111 fruit trees in her honor in the...
danimansutti:
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
“It’s unfortunate, and I really wish I wouldn’t have to say this, but I really...”
– Emma Thompson (via misiuq)
“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies… The man who never reads lives...”
– George R.R. Martin, A Dance With Dragons (via aripple)
kiddwaynejohnson:
I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve
clydebarrows:
clydebarrows:
screaming like a virgin in the living room at one in the morning is a perfectly normal activity idk what you’re talking about.
i just realized how problematic this sentence is without the song title in italics.
Sweat Salty: The Complete Insanity Collection:... →
sweatsalty:
Insanity is a workout/weight-loss program. It’s 60 days of cardio madness, that will lead you to love the instructor, as well as hate him, all at the same time.
It’s led by fitness provocateur, Shaun T, and he takes you through 14 different exercises designed to burn fat like mad. He does…
“and I wonder if Beethoven held his breath
the first time his fingers touched...”
– Andrea Gibson (via illiteratelove)
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
uoa:
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
dalestuckies:
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
whyamisorandom:
can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
“Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they...”
– Andy Warhol (via theonlymagicleftisart)
“Be of service. You are taking your degree into a society dominated by...”
– Dr. Melissa Harris-Perry’s advice to Class of 2013 (via bitchwhoisyou)
alwaysdamonsalvatore:
Still not over how Elena never wanted to become a vampire for Stefan and yet wanted to remain a vampire to spend an eternity with Damon.
lumos5000:
theshirelock:
if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes
someone found a real life plot hole
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oh my god I fucking hate cockroaches
those are the one thing I will never be able to deal with myself, ugh
I seriously go crying to my parents every time to kill it, how will I ever love by myself?
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
Can we stop with this already?
arguing-about-abortions:
Things that are like abortion - Abortion Things that are not like abortion - Slavery - Genocide - The Holocaust - School shootings
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
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I have the worst leg cramps right now and I can’t sleep
Seriously what the hell are these
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
epic-humor:
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
vandalswithjetpacks:
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
“So you plant your own garden and
decorate your own soul, instead of
waiting ...”
– Jorge Luis Borges (via Swanfeather Songs)
chekhov:
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
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putting three slices of cheese on my grilled cheese sandwich was the best idea I’ve had all day
